I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it
what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette
i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
ITS BACK MAN
I SPENT FIVE MINUTES SCROWLING DOWN THIS
i was not upset.
this makes me so happy
Ooooh kill em
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.
his wife is actually a well established business woman and her profession has nothing to do with his success in life, and then theres you, making fun of a baby because of her name.. u may wanna save yourself a seat
You’re nothing like the person I thought you were. I respected you and treated you with nothing but kindness. You mistook my kindness for weakness and my pure heart as vulnerability.