crimewave420:

Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game

do you understand this

a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up 

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt


kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

(Source: coconotchanel)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs


nichole337vevo:

lmaoo i feel like i’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set 

(Source: bricesander)


peace-be-dreams:

This makes me so happy

(Source: hannahbowl)

raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

raininginreverse:

I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it

what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette 

omeletteyoufinish

(Source: leviohsaw)

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image