(Source: best-of-memes)


blacktinabelcher:

(Source: mrgolightly)

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked


crimewave420:

Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game

do you understand this

a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up 

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt


kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

(Source: coconotchanel)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs


nichole337vevo:

lmaoo i feel like i’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set 

(Source: bricesander)